oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I look better un-naked...
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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