HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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