READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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