his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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