There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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