whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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vagina is talking i cant
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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