office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Did I show you my penis last night?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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