I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
well you can't waste a boner
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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