where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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