we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
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you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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