I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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