Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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