and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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