He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
She's the barista slut.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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