What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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