how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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