Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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