therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
a search helicopter?!
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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