Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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