My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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