I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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