Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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