She announced her abortion via fbk
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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