I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Its about making memories worth repressing
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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