Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Me. At least after what I've been through.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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