have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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