i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
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