yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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