i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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