we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
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