Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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