he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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