Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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