Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
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We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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