trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I can't turn off my feet"
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
We are all done wearing pants today
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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