hell yes lets make some ravioli
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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