Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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