Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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