If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
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he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
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I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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