so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
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