just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
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