In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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