I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
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Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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