Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
3 2 1 whiskey
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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