I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
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I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
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You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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