we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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