maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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