So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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