i want to fuck
it's pretty self explanatory
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in