Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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