After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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