Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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