Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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