I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
These tits shall not be calmed
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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