I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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