Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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