The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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