What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
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If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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